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Hay,You came on the poems page,Good for you...Well most of these poems are submitted by Raz..
These poems are pritty good and Im sorry they wont make you wanna go jump off a very high building or make you feel all depressed about how shit life can be..but maybe...just maybe..they MIGHT(no guarantees),make you smile...



  The Bee
There woz once a little bee,
his name woz jimany,
he liked 2 eat peas whilst standing on his knees,
then he caught sum fleas,
bcoz they ate his peas,
my poor little bee.

Silence
Silence is quiet
silence is silent
silence is calm
but can also b violent
silence silence
silence silence

Mary
Mary had a little lamb
who liked 2 chase its tail
but one day mary stood on it
now its tail is frail

so the little lamb
the poor little sod
went out one day
to buy a fishing rod

when the lamb got bak
he saw mary on the grass
and walked over with his fishing rod
and shoved it right up her Arse


The Pea

A pea ate my flea,
what a rude pea,
to eat my flea,
on my little key,
he ate my flea,
what a naughty pea.